Here’s a brilliant idea to safe guard your home.

*I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.*

*I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood

*I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on ebay) and put it in the center of the yard.*

*Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.*

*I’ve never felt safer and I
m saving $69.95 a month.*